TWIN FLAME KARAOKE NIGHT
Cry-Sing Your Contract Out
Hosted by the Sect of Slightly Burned-Out Saviors

Location:
The Akashic Records Basement Lounge (now with fog machine)

Vibe:
Wounded, glittery, emotionally unstable.
BYOTF (Bring Your Own Twin Flame, or just someone emotionally unavailable who smells like cinnamon and confusion).

SONG LINEUP:
• “I Will Always Find You (Even If You’re Married and Blocked Me)”
• “Toxic But Spiritually Meant To Be”
• “Ascension Ain’t Easy, But I Still Texted You at 3AM”
• “You Trigger Me Therefore I Heal Therefore You’re Welcome”

OPEN MIC MOMENTS:
Read angry letters to your twin flame while a harpist plays Coldplay in the background.
Bonus points if you end your rant with:

“But I still love them unconditionally.” (sobs)

DOOR POLICY:
Must prove karmic loop status with at least three failed incarnations and one emergency tarot reading.
No healed couples allowed.

PRIZES INCLUDE:
• A free soul retrieval (1 per lifetime)
• A coupon for “One Last Lifetime Together”
• A golden cord you swear you cut three timelines ago

Come cry. Come sing. Come mistake projection for destiny.
And remember:
No matter how loud you scream their name during karaoke… they probably still won’t return your text.

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#LoveIsEternalButSoIsThisLoop