Wounded Healers Anonymous
Irony #12
WELCOME TO:
WOUNDED HEALERS ANONYMOUS
Because if one more person tells you you’re a mirror, you’re going to snap a sage stick in half.
WHO THIS IS FOR:
• You launched a healing business mid-crisis
• Your client sessions feel eerily like your last breakup
• You refer to every mistake as “medicine”
• You process in public, but still can’t sit in silence
IN THIS 8-WEEK SUPPORT CIRCLE, YOU WILL LEARN TO:
• Stop using your clients as a mirror for your unintegrated ex
• Identify when your content is actually a cry for help
• Replace “spirit told me” with actual discernment
• Disentangle your brand from your identity crisis
GROUP AFFIRMATIONS INCLUDE:
“I am allowed to rest without launching a masterclass.”
“I can cry without posting it in reels.”
“I am not a download, I am a human.”
“My trauma doesn’t have to be monetized this quarter.”
BONUS FEATURES:
• Group breathwork to release the need for everyone to know you’re healing
• Shadow work that actually touches your shadow
• Sacred “no-posting” challenge—we see you twitching
TESTIMONIALS:
“Finally realized not every emotion is content.”
“I didn’t market my breakdown and it felt… calm?”
“My nervous system said thank you.”
Join now.
The first step is admitting your nervous system needs a nap, not another funnel.
#WoundedHealersAnonymous
#HealingWithoutTheHustle
#CryFirstPostLater
#YourBrandIsNotYourWorth
“no-posting….” Lmao