Namastay Quiet Irony

Now Enrolling Divine Masculine Bootcamp

Irony #10

“Learn to Ghost with Grace, Project with Power, and Awaken… Eventually.”

WHAT YOU’LL MASTER:
• Withdrawing emotionally and calling it “holding space”
• Saying “I feel deeply” while texting 3 karmic backups
• Creating safe containers… and then disappearing from them
• Calling every emotional reaction a “feminine test”
• Repeating “I’m working on myself” until she gives up

CORE MODULES INCLUDE:
Shadow Work, But Only On Weekends
How to Say ‘I Love You’ In Light Codes Without Accountability
Deactivating With Dignity: Leaving Conversations Spiritually
Weaponizing Stillness: The Art of Looking Deep While Avoiding Depth

BONUS MATERIALS:
• 1 Pre-recorded voice note of you sighing and saying “It’s just a lot right now”
• 3 Sacred Text Templates:
– “Hey. Just felt you.”
– “You’re intense, but in a good way.”
– “Maybe in another lifetime.”

• Aura oil labeled “Unavailable but Magnetic”

INITIATION RITUAL:
Sit silently in the desert, stare at the sky, cry one manly tear, then ghost your twin flame via chakra detachment.

AFTER GRADUATION:
You’ll be able to:

  • Ghost without guilt
  • Evade with eloquence
  • Trigger healing in others while avoiding your own

Your Divine Feminine will thank you… from her trauma therapy.

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2 thoughts on “Now Enrolling Divine Masculine Bootcamp

  1. I am a huge fan of Leonora’s work in any capacity, but I think that this recent willingness to look at things through the lens of comedy is both refreshing and uplifting. Leonora has incredible talents as a healer, teacher, and bringer-of-light, and it’s amazing to see her creative side playing with this (sometimes heavy- but still necessary!) work that we choose to try to do. When the Buddhists trained with a master, they had a name for when the master would hit their disciple with a stick to catch them off guard and shake up their thinking. I think that these writings are Leonora’s surprise hits- and they are wonderful. 🌟

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