Irony #3

NEW EARTH APPLICATIONS NOW OPEN

Do you feel extremely special, mildly traumatized, and suspiciously chosen?
You may be one of the 144,000, a limited-edition collection of souls here to save Earth using vague memes, filtered selfies, and light codes that only work on Tuesdays.

Perks include:

• Speaking in riddles no one asked for
• Feeling superior at family dinners
• And spiritual immunity from self-reflection

Don not worry about qualifications. If you feel chosen -you are.
That is the only requirement. That, and at least one awkward past-life memory in Atlantis.

#144KAndClueless
#ChosenOnVibesAlone
#DivineMissionOrMainCharacterSyndrome
#PlanetaryServiceButMakeItPersonal