Irony #2

BREAKING:

The Matrix would like to remind you that you are exactly where you need to be stuck in a karmic loop, financially drained, and manifesting your unhealed abandonment issues as “soul contracts.”

Please remember to stay high-vibe, spiritually bypass all discomfort, and repeat after us:

“It’s all love. It’s all light. It’s all my fault.”

Ascension symptoms may include:

• Delusion
• Chronic guru addiction
• And mistaking emotional shutdown for peace

Your guides are standing by with recycled affirmations and a freshly baked gaslight.
Namaste, baby.

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