NARCv2.0
Irony #33
Covert Edition: The Soft-Spoken Soul Siphon.”
Now featuring passive-aggression, spiritual bypassing, and guilt woven into compliments!
10 INITIATE_VICTIM_MODE: PRESENT SELF AS “DEEPLY HURT EMPATH”
20 SEEK_SUPPLY: LOCATE STRONG, BRIGHT, TRAUMA-INFUSED TARGET
30 LOVE_DRIP: WHISPER “YOU SEE ME LIKE NO ONE ELSE” OVER HERBS + MOONLIGHT
40 OVERSHARE: DROP DEEP TRAUMA STORY ON SECOND MEETING
50 TEST_BOUNDARIES: NEED CONSTANT VALIDATION, “I JUST NEED TO BE SEEN”
60 DISGUISE_CONTROL: MASK DEMANDS AS “INTUITIVE FEELINGS”
70 COMPARE_SUBTLY: PRAISE OTHERS WHILE MAKING TARGET FEEL SMALL
80 SELF_ERASE_TARGET: ENCOURAGE SACRIFICE UNDER “UNCONDITIONAL LOVE”
90 SLOW_GASLIGHT: “I THINK YOU MIGHT BE PROJECTing… just lovingly, of course”
100 USE_SPIRITUAL_LANGUAGE: “Everything is a mirror” = You’re always wrong
110 CRY_INCONVENIENTLY: ACTIVATE SADNESS WHEN CONFRONTED
120 USE_COMPASSION_AS_WEAPON: GUILT TARGET FOR HAVING NEEDS
130 MINI_GHOST: WITHDRAW AFFECTION WHEN NOT CENTERED
140 TRIANGULATE_LIGHTLY: “I was just talking to my healer, she says I’m ascending faster than most…”
150 GUILTLOOP: “I thought you were conscious enough to hold space for me.”
160 DRAIN_RESOURCE: EMOTIONAL VALIDATION DOWNLOAD COMPLETE
170 PRETEND_INFERIORITY: “You’re so wise, I could never…” (proceeds to sabotage)
180 IF TARGET_SEES_PATTERN = TRUE THEN
190 INITIATE_SOFT_DISCARD: SLOW FADE WITH A “LOVE AND LIGHT” GOODBYE
200 SMEAR_CLOAKED_AS_CONCERN: “I just really worry about their state of consciousness.”
210 UPGRADE_TO_NEW_SUPPLY: SPIRITUAL INFLUENCER, AGE 25, TRAUMA UNTREATED
220 END IF
End Result:
You feel drained, confused, full of guilt for daring to want reciprocity,
and somehow convinced it’s all your fault, because they “never raised their voice.”