Because healing is nothing without aesthetics.

INCLUDED IN YOUR KIT:
• 1 Ring Light charged under a full moon by someone you ghosted
• 12 Pre-written trauma posts with blank spaces to insert your latest situationship
• Set of 3 Crystal Props (not energetically cleared, just cute)
• A sacred mug that says “Holding Space For Myself” while you subtweet your ex

BONUS MATERIALS:
• Fake Crying Cue Cards
– Card 1: “Tears = authenticity”
– Card 2: “It’s not manipulation if you say ‘inner child’”
– Card 3: Just sob and stare into camera until someone validates you

• Online Bio Templates:
– “Mentor. Mystic. Chaos with WiFi.”
– “Helping souls remember what I haven’t processed myself.”
– “Wounded but branded.”

EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO:
• Caption generator:

“The wound is where the light enters… unless it’s yours. Then it’s projection.”
• Hashtag vault:
#LightCodesAndLipGloss
#HealingIsMyAesthetic
#StillUnhealedButBooked

REAL TESTIMONIALS:

“I doubled my followers without processing a single emotion.”
“Cried twice for content. Sold out my masterclass.”
“My guides told me to get a booking link. Now I’m healed.”

Now shipping directly to your ego.

Because nothing says spiritual alignment like emotional chaos + soft lighting + 444 in your username.

#LightworkerStarterPack
#InfluencerButWounded
#BookedAndUnprocessed
#HealingByContentSchedule