NOW OPEN FOR ENROLLMENT:
HEALING YOUR SHADOW WHILE AVOIDING ALL ACCOUNTABILITY
…because facing yourself is hard, and projection is faster.

Taught by:
Certified “Light Coaches” who cry on camera, block critics, and sell you rebirth for 777 EUR.

IN THIS MASTERCLASS YOU WILL LEARN TO:
• Project your unresolved trauma onto others and call it “energy reading”
• Use “shadow work” as an aesthetic
• Confuse nervous system dysregulation with divine downloads
• Avoid therapy by calling everything a past life wound

BONUS MODULES:
• “Forgive Yourself for Things You’re Still Actively Doing”
• “Gaslight, Gatekeep, Ground with Crystals”
• “Using ‘Boundaries’ as a Weapon Against Accountability”
• “When All Else Fails, Blame Your Inner Child”

COMES WITH FREE DOWNLOADS:
• 44-page PDF of affirmations that don’t apply to your actual life
• Custom Instagram filters that soften the deadness in your eyes
• Audio loop whispering “you’re healing” while you spiritually bypass

TESTIMONIALS:

“After week 1, I stopped taking responsibility for everything. It was freeing!”
“I didn’t change, but I branded it. That’s healing, right?”
“I’m still toxic, but I charge for it now.”

LIMITED SPOTS AVAILABLE.
Not because there is a cap, but because we like creating urgency.

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