A Field Guide for the Naturally Conscious

Tired of mistaking simulated background humans for actual beings?
Don’t worry. Here’s how to identify a Non-Player Character (NPC) in their natural habitat:

Common Behaviors:

• Repeats media headlines as personal opinions
  
• Becomes distressed when asked why they believe something
  
• Asks if you’ve “tried being more positive” when you mention shadow work
  
• Cannot hold eye contact when confronted with actual truth
  
• Emotionally flat, but with strong opinions about oat milk and taxes

Favorite Phrases:
• “That’s just how life is.”
• “I don’t have time to think about that stuff.”
• “It’s not that deep.”
• “They said on the news…”
• “You think too much.”

Wardrobe & Habitats:
• Usually blends into mass trends: fast fashion, basic color palettes, mainstream logos
• Found near corporate job queues, political outrage sections, or TikTok opinion loops
• Often sighted in groups, repeating each other

Spiritual Version of the NPC:

• Says “love and light” but has never felt their own grief
• Uses crystals for decoration only
• Thinks boundaries are “low vibe”
• Believes ascension is scheduled, and that aliens are coming to save them next quarter

Warning:
NPCs may appear sentient. They are not.
They are feedback loops wearing jeans.
Do not attempt to awaken them. They are functioning exactly as programmed.

Just observe. Walk with grace. And don’t feed the scripts.

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