Irony #28 “Most people are still trapped in the Matrix and calling it ‘alignment.’It would be adorable if it wasn’t so pathetic. I didn’t float.

Irony #27 Most are still swirling around in the Matrix, calling it healing. It’s sweet, in a tragic kind of way. I spent years (longer,

Irony #26 Most people are still very “love & light” (Yaki-usch) about the fact they live in a fully engineered soul trap. Thats not even

Irony #25 SHADOW WORK SUPPORT GROUP“Come As You Pretend To Be”Every Tuesday at the edge of your denial GROUP INTENTION:To gather in a safe, high-vibe

Irony #24 HOW TO SPIRITUALLY BREAK UP“It’s Not You, It’s My Timeline Shift” BEFORE YOU BEGIN:Set sacred space. Light a candle.Take three conscious breaths.Tell your

Irony #23 SPIRITUAL COUPLES THERAPY™“When Two Light Beings Trauma Bond and Call It Union” INTRODUCTION:Congratulations on finding your mirror, twin, soulmate, or random human you

Irony #22 CONSCIOUS MASCULINITY“Now with 50% more stillness and 0% accountability.” IDENTIFYING A CONSCIOUS BROTECTOR: WATCH FOR THESE PHRASES: TRUE MASCULINITY isn’t a curated brand

Irony #21 (Because fury isn’t “on brand”) SIGNS YOU’RE EMBODYING THE FAUX DIVINE FEMININE: The true Divine Feminine isn’t soft or loud.She’s just too real

Irony #20 (But Think You’re Ascending): The Matrix isn’t just tech and money and systems.It’s the performative spirituality that makes you feel superior while staying

Irony #19 “Be spiritual, but never real.” Leaving the Matrix isn’t aesthetic.It’s lonely. It’s ugly. It’s liberation that doesn’t photograph well. But it’s real. #LeaveTheLoop#HealingWithoutTheFilters#MatrixExitManual#AwakeningIsNotAnInstagramTheme